character - (voice)

character - Teen Singer (voice)

character - Michael Stipe Tampon (voice)

character - Siamese Twin #1 (voice)

character - Man #2 / Penis Worms (voice)

character - Backup Singer (voice)

character - (voice)

character - Vendor (voice)

character - Maury's Backup Singer (voice)

character - Ghost of David Bowie (voice)

character - Vocal

character - Chauncey

character - Deep Dish (voice)

character - Drummer

character - Mark

character - Rivers

character - Scarecrow Boat Drums

character - Other characters (voice)

character - Narrator